- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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