- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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