whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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my penis

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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