Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

A dyslexic blind man

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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