A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

that wall over there ->

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

knock knock come in

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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