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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red