Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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