- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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