Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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