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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Gay rights.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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