Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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guess what what ...

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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call me maybe.

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