What is green and slow Grass.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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