Ring Ring Hello? Click

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Once upon a time a was born

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Jesus Christ

antonio has a penis head.lol

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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