Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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