Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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