WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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read me write me

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Ms Leong Sux

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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