- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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