- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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