What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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