- Anti Joke

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs