What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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