- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Drew Knowles is gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

quantum physics?

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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