- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

I literally died laughing

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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