- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Obama lin Baden.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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