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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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