Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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