- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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