Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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