- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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