A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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How do you end a sentence

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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