The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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FUCK YOU

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Anti Joke

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