What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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diarrhea.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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