- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the old man say? Im old

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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