- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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