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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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