What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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