Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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