PENIS :)

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Poop

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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