- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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