- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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