- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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SHUT UP JP

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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