What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A hill billy went fishing

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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