- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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