Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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