How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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ure mama's so fat

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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You having friends.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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