- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Your mom.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

XD Jackass.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Knock knock It's open, come in

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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