- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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