- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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