- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

why dont they make black forks

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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