Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Knock Knock? Come in.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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