Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Good job, son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

there once was a frog with no leggs

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Anti Joke

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