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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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