Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Prostitution is bad.......

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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