Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

You're a big fat monkey.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

who is really lanky? james cornish

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

womens rights.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Immigration Laws

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A lot eh?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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