- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Knock Knock. Shut up.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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