- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

how do you call someone? use a phone

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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