- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

read me write me

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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