- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

It's all Taggart

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

The duck didn't cross the road.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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