How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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where's mom I killed her

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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