- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A lot eh?

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

womens rights.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

read me write me

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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