- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

woman's rights

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Democracy.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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