- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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