- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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