- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A penis walks into a bar..

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

whats brown and sticky a stick

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