- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

your mom.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Pianos.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

knock knock go away!!!

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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