- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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