Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Refridgerator.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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