Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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I am quite mature.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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