- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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