What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Sam Hengal.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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